Communists

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Un-American: Communists

Communists are straight up not American. I know that America is all about free speech, but the first amendment was obviously designed excluding Communists. Lets take a look at it:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Like National Treasure said, there are lots of hidden codes in America. Here is the first amendment again, this time with the carefully concealed code revealed:

"Congress shall make NO law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a REDreSs of grievances."

See? It clearly says No Reds. Red is a commonly used name for Russian Communists. So, the founding fathers all made it clear that communists are stupid.
Here are some other reasons why Communists aren't American:

• They like to share: Come on. Really Communists? Americans HATE sharing. We will do charity, but we won't share. There is a difference. Here are examples of famous not sharing moments. The Americans refused to share America with England. The Americans refused to share America with Native Americans. Sometimes America won't share America with immigrants. See? That's three. Three makes it a pattern.
• They don't speak English.
• Their most famous landmark looks like Willy Wonka's factory: Get a real landmark Communists. Why don't you guys make a nice Lincoln Memorial or an Epcot Ball or like a huge ball of yarn? That would be much nicer than the stupid Kremlin thing with the stripes.
• They eat Beef Stroganoff: Eat real food. Like food that exists. Cause your not fooling me

In Conclusion, Communists are not American.