So, let me tell you a little about my relationship with the U.S.:
- I've known her for my entire life.
- We've had one sexual encounter and things got pretty steamy but I won't get graphic because this is a family friendly site. But, yeah I so tapped that (She may just be an inanimate object and, frankly, a piece of land, but its possible and very uncomfortable. But then we decided to rethink things and take it slow.
- I hate terrorists and communists cause I'm American.
- I like baseball, apple pie, and boobs.
- I don't like Chinese stuff except for Chinese food, Things made in China, Chinese Women, and Chinese Water Buffalos.
- I don't watch the Olympics because the commentators are always wrong. They say America loses!
- The National Anthem is on my ipod
- The Patriotor (I'm signing stuff as that for now, but definitely post a comment or something so that I could get a cool name but for now thats what it is maybe I should have a poll)